The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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