i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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