its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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