I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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