You can't special order awesome
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
