That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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