That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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