Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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