you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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