If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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