I got chris browned last night
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I need water and some morals
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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