oh god the rape fog is back!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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