weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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