Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
