We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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