Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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