My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
