at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Acid is not a monday night drug
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize