i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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