How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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