I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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