its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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