Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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