I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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