ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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