I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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