wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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