I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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