I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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