It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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