Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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