ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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