The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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