I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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