fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize