Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
no more duck duck goose at the bar
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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