How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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