i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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