walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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