Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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