You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
