All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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