it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
