They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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