no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
