Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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