didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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