She is in my trunk
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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