wat bout pragnant strippers??
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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