Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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