haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
third nipple confirmed
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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