I'm eating all of the evidence.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
