im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Are these your boobs on my camera?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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